Attack from the Web
We don’t know of any details, but currently there seems to be quite the kerfuffle at the URZ. This means that most Uni sites are only available via VPN.
We created a mirror of the Fachschaftswebsite (originally available at fachschaft.cl.uni-heidelberg.de) here at fsco.li to keep you updated.
Everything should be back to normal if status.fsco.li shows green for all services. Until then: Keep a stiff upper lip, change your password at least once a day, and always remember: Toothbrush and toilet brush fulfill two similar, but hygenically still quite distinct purposes.